SUBJECT:
Operation KICK ALS SITREP 221156ZFEB2016, 1 ALSW, GEHRIG AFB, NY
To: CINCALSCOM
Cc:
POTUS, FLOTUS, MILOTUS, FDOTUS, Gen. Bedlack, Richard, ALSWW, ALS-TDI,
ALSA, PALS, POBF, Col. Dupree, Michele
GENERAL: ALS (amyotrophic lateral sclerosis) aka
Lou Gehrig’s Disease strikes 1 in 50,000 civilians, yet members of the US
military and veterans of same are twice as likely to be diagnosed with it no
matter their age, race, or use of gender-neutral latrine.
SITUATION:
14 years, 1 month, 21 days.
OPERATIONS:
Continued application of all resources available.
INTELLIGENCE-RECONNAISSANCE:
NSTR
LOGISTICS:
Supply chains unimpeded, save for wx
COMMUNICATIONS-CONNECTIVITY: Continued
ocular IR comm, various applications.
PERSONNEL: ALS Functional Rating Scale score: 7 out of 45.
SIGNIFICANT POLITICAL-MILITARY-DIPLOMATIC EVENTS: SNAFU, Tango Uniform
COMMANDER’S EVALUATION: Down time today: 19 hrs. Beginning
to feel more alien in my chair than in the bed. So thankful for the things I
have to prevent skin breakdown as I am unable to turn myself. Only able to take
small sips of coffee through straw. Still able to tolerate unassisted breathing
while out of the bed, 96-98% O2. Use vent for all excursions out,
but very rare due to intolerability, headaches etc.
or use of gender-neutral latrine. thats funny stuff.
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